Well, boys and girls, here's some more stuff I've been writing, for you to almost certainly not click on.
Some animal fact articles, again belying my marine biologist dreams (and, brilliantly, published on entirely inappropriate websites): http://matt-wells.quazen.com/shopping/horseshoe-crabs-thanks-dudes/, http://quazen.com/recreation/collecting/chambered-nautilus/, http://matt-wells.quazen.com/recreation/outdoors/goblin-sharks/, http://scienceray.com/biology/okapi-now-you-see-them/ . I'm not sure if any of those links will work, because the site I'm writing for is a bit crap, but...
Something a bit more politic (read: ill-informed, opinionated, etc) : http://socyberty.com/politics/oh-the-apathy-a-view-on-uk-politics/
One that's been published on here before, but with a few changes: http://purpleslinky.com/humor/my-last-date/
And, to top it off, a new, hopefully funny short story, which is 100% true and 100% embarrassing: http://gomestic.com/personal-finance/the-train-incident-or-how-i-lost-my-chance/
Anyway, thanks for clicking! Hope you enjoy:)